YOUR LEGS. THEIR BACK.
Why walk when someone can carry you?
Meet Uberback. The world's most ridiculous way to get from A to B. Book a human piggyback in seconds.
Sit back. Literally.
Set your route
Drop a pin, pick a destination. Short, pedestrian-only hops.
Match with a Backer
Nearby verified Backers with the right approved capacity get your request.
Get carried away
Safety check, mutual consent, then off you go. Your destination. Someone else's hamstrings.
Four wheels are overrated.
Quick Hop
Short-distance piggyback.
£1.50/km
City Explorer
Longer urban journey.
£2.00/km
The Express Back
Priority request.
£3.00/km
Group Back
One Backer per rider, each within capacity.
Per Backer
Find your perfect Backer.
Dave — The Heavy Lifter
Short urban hops
Sarah — The Speedy Shoulders
Quick hops
Big Mike — The Gentle Giant
Comfortable journeys
Leg day is optional.
Back day pays.
Turn your shoulders into a revenue stream.
Someone's got your back. Safely.
- Adults only, identity-verified Backers
- Explicit consent from both parties
- No carrying beyond approved capacity
- Pedestrian areas only — no roads or cycle lanes
- No stairs, escalators or slippery surfaces
- No running, jumping or stunts
- No carrying while intoxicated
- Either party can stop instantly, plus emergency reporting
"Traffic? Not our problem. Well, technically, we are the traffic."
"Fastest way across the plaza. Also the most eye contact I've had all year."
"Five stars. Big Mike's shoulders are basically business class."
Questions, carried.
Is this real?
Uberback is a parody concept. Demo profiles are not real, verified providers, and no live paid journeys run until insurance, legal review and safety approval are in place.
How far can I go?
Short, controlled, pedestrian-only journeys in approved locations. Your Backer's hamstrings will thank you.
Can I be carried up stairs?
No. No stairs, escalators, roads, cycle lanes, slippery surfaces, running or jumping. Ever.
Can I stop mid-journey?
Yes. Either party can end a journey immediately, no questions asked.